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ProfessorPanda
09-26-2007, 09:04 PM
Hey everyone.... I was searching around online a bit today and I found this... I thought you guys might find it funny. It's an excerpt from The Anarchy Cookbook. You know... I find it really sad that people would actually write this down.
"What to do when hypnotized
When you have them under you must word things very carefully to get your way. You cannot simply say... Take off your
clothes and (expletive deleted) the pillow. No, that would not really do the trick. You must say something like.... "you find your self at home, in
your room and you have to take a shower (vividly describe their room and what's happening), you begin to take off your
clothes..." Now, it can't be that simple, you must know the persons house, room, and shower room. Then describe things
vividly and tell them to act it out (they have to be deeply under to do this). I would just suggest that you experiment a while, and
get to know how to do things."
Simon
09-26-2007, 11:51 PM
"you find your self at home, in
your room and you have to take a shower (vividly describe their room and what's happening), you begin to take off your
clothes..
This is soooo persuasive that *I* started taking off my clothes :eek:
Poodle
09-27-2007, 09:09 AM
"Under" what? Under the chair, the couch, the desk, the table, the rug. Whaaaatttt????? Pood
ProfessorPanda
09-27-2007, 10:33 AM
"Under" what? Under the chair, the couch, the desk, the table, the rug. Whaaaatttt????? Pood
lol, Pood. You cease to amuse me.
Poodle
09-28-2007, 09:41 AM
Not to amuze. To teach you proper semantics. "Under" would imply the hypnotist has direct and total control over a client. Human beings go INTO trance and are not UNDER anything. Read the back pages. You will find the comments "Pood has a thing about ..." Yes, she sure does. It also includes such stupidity as sleep and wake up. Trance is NOT sleep. It's trance. No one has been asleep so why would we say something stupid like wake up. This is almost 2008 and not the 1800's. Would you like to go back to Western medicine in the 1800's? I would not. Which would you rather have, an old Model T that goes 35 tops w/o AC on the Interstate or a new car with AC, PS, PB, PW, auto tranny, etc. that goes easily 120 MPH.
Which would you rather have, an old Model T that goes 35 tops w/o AC on the Interstate or a new car with AC, PS, PB, PW, auto tranny, etc. that goes easily 120 MPH.
Agree with everything else but I have to say I don't want a car with an automatic transvestite in it. People just wouldn't understand:D
Jack
Jack,
"I don't want a car with an automatic transvestite in it."
Prefer the manual?
cheers,
skip
Poodle
10-03-2007, 08:58 AM
Is this a Western word that we use here and not in other parts of the USA or world?
Jack,
"I don't want a car with an automatic transvestite in it."
Prefer the manual?
cheers,
skip
Transvestites have manuals now? I am getting old.
Jack
pmdigi
10-03-2007, 01:04 PM
you perfectly - "tranny" = "transmission". (I'm in Colorado.)
Transvestites have manuals now? I am getting old.
Jack
How can they have manuals if they're automatics?
Now I'm confused. :(
Terry
10-03-2007, 07:34 PM
Don't feel bad Don, I was confused when I saw "Transvestite" appear from nowhere. Transvestite ....... cross dresser! I have no idea why they are cross. Perhaps because they have to dress inside a car?
"Automatic", a form of handgun with a clip insert, I suppose you could have one in your car's glove box, but I have no idea why that was brought up. Perhaps someone want to shoot those who fail to understand the posts....
Manuel? Why is there a Mexican in the mix? Is he selling cars?
Anyway, since I don;t understand, I demand a recount.....:confused:
How can they have manuals if they're automatics?
Now I'm confused. :(
You might need a manual for your manual car, but do you need one for an automatic transvestite?
Ain't meaning wonderful?
Jack
Connie
10-04-2007, 06:47 AM
I haven't worked with any transvestites yet. I'd like to! :)
I haven't worked with any transvestites yet. I'd like to! :)
You are going to need a manual.;)
Jack
Careful what you wish for.
Merlin
10-07-2007, 09:57 AM
OOooohh.
What do you want to do with them?
Merlin
10-07-2007, 10:00 AM
What's a ual?
Why do you need a manual?
is there a womanual?
Simple Guy
10-09-2007, 07:53 AM
Trance-vestites -- those with a cross-gendered mismatching of fashion trance? ;)
Merlin
10-09-2007, 09:58 AM
Is that like a trance-am or maybe a corvestite?
Connie
10-09-2007, 11:51 AM
You guys are good. :)
Simple Guy
10-09-2007, 03:29 PM
Merlin,
Yes, but only when they are on the go... in a vehicle of trance-portation.
Poodle
10-09-2007, 06:03 PM
with "our local" is he has no fashion cents. Honestly - white heels in winter!!
Simple Guy
10-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Hi Poodle,
Maybe your "local" is modeling Pat Boone's year-round wearing of
white shoes.
What's a ual?
Why do you need a manual?
is there a womanual?
There is. If you follow the instructions women can be made to work properly.
Too many men skip the text and go straight to the pictures. ;)
Jack