View Full Version : Removing moles with urine!?!?
Thunder1
12-13-2005, 04:03 PM
Wow, I came across this message board with someone saying they removed moles by applying urine to them. And others were actually interested in it and asking about it. Urine is waste...how could that possibly remove moles.
Just thought that was funny and someone would get a kick out of it. :)
Simple Guy
12-13-2005, 06:20 PM
Some moles can turn cancerous or are considered pre-cancerous and any
evaluation and treatment, if needed, should only be done by a medical
doctor.
All kinds of people post all kinds of things on message boards and therefore
safety and reliability should be suspect. You referred to urine as "waste."
Interestingly enough, some tribes drink it to recycle drugs that they
have consumed. I know of a very odd "alternative" person that even
believes that there are anti-cancerous properties to be found in it and
he says he drinks it. Urea, found in urine, is contained in many skin
products.
I wouldn't recommend anyone use urine for moles; people with them
should only be treated by their physicians or consider any "self-help"
remedies only after consultation with and approval of their doctors.
Leaving aside the issue of moles, though, woodchucks (groundhogs) can,
I've heard, be treated with feces. They are very festidious and,
supposedly, if feces is repeatedly placed into their burrows, they'll get
"pissed off" enough to abandon them. :)
On the subject of moles: fourlegged ones, I use creosote to discourage them but they always turn up somewhere else, unless you poison or shoot them.
They are immune to my hypnotic powers.
Jack
Except for the 'hot lead' induction.
Merlin
12-14-2005, 06:15 PM
Urine can sometimes work.
It's called the 'placebo effect'
Stopped my friend from nail bitin, but I dont think it was placebo.
Terry (existing)
12-15-2005, 03:57 PM
What's the big deal? Birth control pills are made from urine, horse urine at that...
teadaze
12-16-2005, 02:44 AM
> Birth control pills are made from urine, horse urine at that...
Hmmm clever, I think I can see how this works now. If any girl I knew drank horse piss I wouldn't go near them! Thats the most effective contraception i've ever heard of..
Terry (existing)
12-16-2005, 08:12 AM
> Birth control pills are made from urine, horse urine at that...
Hmmm clever, I think I can see how this works now. If any girl I knew drank horse piss I wouldn't go near them! Thats the most effective contraception i've ever heard of.. Good point I hadn't thought of (G)... Just imagine though what it must be like to the woman?
Poodle
12-16-2005, 09:43 AM
Premarin is made from pregnant horse pee so the questions becomes: Do I want to do this as nature intended or do I want to swallow pregnant mare pee?? There are many alternatives.
Terry (existing)
12-16-2005, 03:01 PM
Ah well, it doesn't taste or smell like urine. Reminds me of a time I was working at the site of an Industrial fair that was being put on in Birmingham about 1949 or 1950, and when it came time for lunch, I went ourside, and sat on a pile of what looked like grey dirt and ate my lunch. Later I found out it was human waste that had been treated in preparation for use in furtilizer products... No smell, but I did feel a little sick thinking of all I had breathed in while eating (G).. Sadly it didn't make me grow....
Anyone care for for some warm lemonade?
Simple Guy
12-17-2005, 09:20 AM
Hi Terry,
Some of the s--t we recall. ;)
Some cities, are recycling some of their human
waste into compost that is used for agricultural purposes. It's said
that the final product is sterile and safe. Contaminants, though,
such as heavy metals and some drugs remain. Unfortunately,
these too, make their way back into the food chain. Some
countries don't properly treat their waste and when it meets
field produce, consumption of produce can come along with E-coli
and other dangerous things.
There is some thought that Western society is growing kids that
do not have optimal immune systems because they've not been
exposed to organic stuff such as farm dirt. The first time I saw
Pennsylvania Dutch kids walking barefoot through their cow barns,
I recoiled. It was a culturally biased response that (tetanus and
some other issues, aside) may not have been entirely warranted.
Who knows if that lunch break in Birmingham caused your body
to have some additional protective antibodies that kept you
around for us to enjoy this reminiscence? ;)
Merlin
12-17-2005, 10:30 AM
>Stopped my friend from nail bitin, but I dont think it was placebo.
Maybe your friend just needed more iron?
Merlin
12-17-2005, 10:34 AM
>What's the big deal? Birth control pills are made from urine, horse urine at that...
More precisely, the <female> horse urine is collected and the female hormones removed.
This explains why the pills have 54 female hormones, 51 of which are non-human hormones, and 3 which naturally occur in humans.
Thunder
12-18-2005, 08:30 AM
Just seems unlikely for it to work at removing a little mole. They said you're suppose to get the mole checked by derm to see if it might be malignant, however, the urine has the power to kill the potential cancerous cells anyway.
Simple Guy
12-18-2005, 10:44 AM
Thunder,
Is there any evidence for their claim that urine has such power?
I remember speaking with someone about five years ago, an acquaintance.
This person was all bent out of shape about a mole on his ankle. He was
scheduled for a biopsy. I told him it is good that he will have it tested
and let him know that his worry will probably turn out to be unfounded. His
mole is gone, as is he. People can delay medical care based on
misinformation on the internet, sometimes with disasterous results. It
wasn't misinformation on the internet that caused this acquaintance
to wait too long, but it could have.
Thunder
12-18-2005, 11:34 AM
I don't know about those other people discussing urine to remove moles, but I *have* gone to the dermatologist to check out little moles I have. The dermatologists didn't even mention that they might be cancerous until I asked. He said they aren't the type that become cancerous...the moles I have are more like little brown beauty marks that everyone has on their body.
I'll probably just let they be, but I just got a kick out of the fact that urine could remove a mole. It's crazy.
Merlin
12-18-2005, 01:05 PM
I don't think it is a method which would get King Solomon's stamp of approval ;-)
Soon all men will become ladyboys as the result of oestrogen in the tap water...or is it happening now?:eek:
Anyone checked for several superfluous breasts?
Jack
Terry (existing)
12-19-2005, 09:16 AM
Soon all men will become ladyboys as the result of oestrogen in the tap water...or is it happening now?:eek:
Anyone checked for several superfluous breasts?
Jack Yes, and I only have two still, but they are much larger. Should I feel the need to worry yet (EG)......
Only if you start lactating, Terry.:D
Jack
Yes, and I only have two still, but they are much larger. Should I feel the need to worry yet (EG)......
Simple Guy
12-19-2005, 08:32 PM
...this thread has moved from scatological to morphological. Well, males do come
retrofitted with nipples... :eek: -- don't even want to think about it.
Merlin
12-20-2005, 07:45 PM
Do keep us abreast of the situation.
Would anyone like some warm lemonade?
skip
Terry (existing)
12-21-2005, 09:03 AM
[QUOTE=skip]Would anyone like some warm lemonade?
No thanks Skip, but I do have some maiden's water for sale if you feel a mole coming one (EG).....
Single maiden or blended?
I mean no disrespect to a connisour like yourself but one can not be too careful. :)
skip
Terry (existing)
12-22-2005, 10:59 AM
[QUOTE=skip]Single maiden or blended?
I mean no disrespect to a connisour like yourself but one can not be too careful. :)
Single of course Skip, nothing but the best for my friends be it Scotch or maidens water. By the way, I do believe as an aside, that there is a whiskey with that name, but memory won't allow me to remember details.