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needtoask
08-08-2005, 03:50 PM
If u are a hypnosis master, you could hypnotize someone to think your invisible right? Then they wont be able to see you.
fussyhypno
08-08-2005, 03:51 PM
yeah................
Cassandra 8
08-08-2005, 04:04 PM
If u are a hypnosis master, you could hypnotize someone to think your invisible right? Then they wont be able to see you.U kud evn make thm spell rite, yeah?
What's a hypnosis master, by the way, what with this particular state of mind being pemissive?
Come on. It's your definition, er, dood. Support your belief.
cubehouse
08-09-2005, 06:44 AM
Being invisible does generally mean someone can't see you...
But seriuously, its totally possible *refers to Derren Brown*
As an hypnosis master I can say that over 300 sessions at £100 per session I can make you believe you are invisible, but I can't do the same for your chequebook.
An easier way is to use invisibility paint, which I happen to sell...
Jack
Cassandra 8
08-09-2005, 09:34 AM
An easier way is to use invisibility paint, which I happen to sell...
JackAnyone buying invisiblity paint should remember to buy the flexible kind, so that it doesn't flake at the knees. Also, skin suffocation is a real problem, so leave a patch of skin unpainted where it can't be seen.
fussyhypno
08-09-2005, 09:46 AM
good tips Cassandra :-)
error265
08-09-2005, 11:51 AM
LOL..... i define a master when the master realises hypnosis isnt a state of mind its just a method of communication that can be used to achieve many things at many times one of which is hypnosis...which if you drive over and see me i will show you!:)
error265
08-09-2005, 11:53 AM
i worded all that wrong, but hopefully ya get the idea!
Merlin
08-09-2005, 07:39 PM
>you could hypnotize someone to think your invisible right? Then they wont be able to see you.
Commonly done for stage shows.
Neurotic1
08-10-2005, 05:42 AM
Jack can I buy two tins of that paint? I hope it's as reasonably priced as the sessions.
I just figured out why it doesnt work when I just put it on my clothes.
Cassandra 8
08-10-2005, 08:00 AM
Skip, it should work on natural fibres, but just in case, always remember to test it on a small area of fabric first.
parsa
08-10-2005, 08:01 AM
I have an extreme ability to not hear people when I don't want to. I can also easily not be heard.
In case anyone is interested just let me know...
Jack,
How about we trade? I'll give you two ' ' for two cans of paint.
Worked great made the fabric dissappear.
Now I have a lot of new girlfriends. :)
skip
Terry (existing)
08-10-2005, 09:05 AM
Now do you suppose that my washing machine contains some invisible paint? I notice from time to time, that one sock disapears, never to be found again. I now have several socks without mates.....
coyotekin
08-10-2005, 11:09 AM
It could be possible Terry, although I do believe it only makes it so you can't SEE the sock. You should still be able to feel it. Otherwise I think your dryer just get the munchies on occasion.
Terry (existing)
08-10-2005, 01:34 PM
Ah so, hungry washer needs nosher eh? One time, I even took the damn washer apart and still didn't find the missing sock...
Don't you know what happens to the socks? They mate with all the old "church key" can openers that you collected over the year. They run off leaving you with their offspring--that's where all those metal hangers in the closet that you didn't put in there come from.
:)
Merlin
08-10-2005, 07:35 PM
No No Terry.
Washers are designed with trans-dimensional portal access devices.
Your socks become a part of the aether until they reach critical mass.
Then there is a 'big bang' and the whole thing starts over.
Washer= 6 letters
Tardis= 6 letters
Conicidence? I think not!
Terry (existing)
08-11-2005, 08:44 AM
Washer= 6 letters
Tardis= 6 letters
Conicidence? I think not! OMG I notice that I never lose anything since I moved, must be that my new tardis er washer, isn't yet connected to it's portal eh? (G)
Merlin
08-11-2005, 07:08 PM
>Washer= 6 letters
>Tardis= 6 letters
>Conicidence? I think not!
It's more sinister than you realise, Don.
U see Portal=6
Washer= 6 letters
Tardis= 6 letters
Portal= 6 letters
6 6 6
<WEG>
error265
08-12-2005, 04:27 AM
Oh my god, that explains why i only have odd-socks, i always wondered :eek:
Cassandra 8
08-12-2005, 05:29 AM
Oh my god, that explains why i only have odd-socks, i always wondered :eek:Not only that, but all washers and sofas are connected in a higher dimension. Ever wondered how things just "appear" down the back of your setee, or why pennies lost to it appear later in the washer when you know you checked all pockets thoroughly?
The chair I use for hypnosis also exerts influences. People sit down, or recline in it, and their lives change.
skip
Cassandra 8
08-12-2005, 06:58 AM
A chair once nearly changed my life. Only, this was during the Grand National and the horse I had backed fell at the fence named "The Chair". Alas, my pound wasted, I still have a 100% record of betting failure.
Merlin
08-12-2005, 07:25 PM
>Oh my god, that explains why i only have odd-socks,
All of my socks are odd.
Just like their owner ;o)