Virus Alert

[Terry (existing)]

As some of you know, I have my spies all over the world, and one of them sent me a virus warning today. Now normally I ignore these because I have software to inform me officially of any new virus as it is found. However, this one I couldn't ignore because I have it. It is called the C Nile virus, and I warn you all, there is no cure, and no known cause. I will be working on a way to eradicate it but don't expect results any time soon, so if you have it also, have patience...

[Cassandra 8]

As some of you know, I have my spies all over the world, and one of them sent me a virus warning today. Now normally I ignore these because I have software to inform me officially of any new virus as it is found. However, this one I couldn't ignore because I have it. It is called the C Nile virus, and I warn you all, there is no cure, and no known cause. I will be working on a way to eradicate it but don't expect results any time soon, so if you have it also, have patience...It's okay, Terry, you're amongst friends now. You need fear no worldly terrors.

I, er, oh... What did I come in here for? I know it had something to do with... with, um, thing. No, it's gone...

What was the question again?

[j0hnny#]

MAybe this one will sort it out T :)
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/images/irishvirus.jpghttp://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/images/irishvirus.jpg

[Terry (existing)]

Now that is a virus, suds and all. Now all I have to do is find out how to save it and send it on to other friends (EG) Erin go brae

[Cassandra 8]

Erin go braePogue ma hone! :D

(spelling not to scale)

[teadaze]

lol, good work johnny, i like it

[Merlin]

C Nile eh?
That's a rough one to get.
I'm sure you'll get cured soon :)

[Don]

I hope you are cured soon. I used to manage a Windows lab and I know just how problematic even a minor piece of malware can be.

I decided I wanted to be immune, so I use what is needed to be (currently) immune to all malware.